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  2. wetheurban:

    DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

    We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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  3. problemadik:

    He enjoys the sunshine so much

    (via officialjeffgoldblum)

     

  4. "It is no coincidence, then, that every time we hear a fucking baby boomer explain how we’re so entitled, and how they worked summers to pay for college, we contemplate whether or not disemboweling them and selling their organs on the booming black market might be the only way to pay back our student loans."
     

  5. "But the basic problem, cut to the size of a tweet, is that the economy is the name for a hostage situation in which the vast majority of the population is made dependent on a small minority through implicit threat of violence."
     
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  7. manhood:

    WE BE ALL NIGHT

    (Source: caninigattini, via harperisafairy)

     
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  10. sexhaver:

    drinkmasturbatecry:

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    grandtheftautosanandreas:

    Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

    they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

    He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

    "Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

    "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

    "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

    "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

    And, of course:

    "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

    the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

    Ford: “It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

    Arthur: “What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”

    Ford: “You ask a glass of water.”

    (Source: kimkangaskhan)