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  3. 1975z:

    Can’t believe mark zuckerberg offered to buy snapchat for $3 billion when he could just download it for free from the app store

    (Source: chlopainter, via 352825972274-deactivated2017110)

     
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  5. blameaspartame:

    none of these results are super helpful …

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  7. lilah80:

    son-of-mars-ultor:

    booksforcats:

    I love this, don’t ask me why.

    credits (x)

    This is one of those things you never asked for, but never knew you needed.

    Just imagining Sasha and Malia’s EPIC mortification right now.

    (Source: trashskywalker, via amdoesart)

     
     

    1. child: d-d
    2. parent: daddy? dad? what are you trying to say??
    3. child: doh. doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh this hit, that ice cold michelle pfeiffer, that white gold, this one for them hood girls them good girls straight masterpieces
     
  8. sanajarrar:

    sanajarrar:

    Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked with them with his gun in his belt. And they were uncomfortable with him, but they did not know he would go this far.” Abu-Salha said his daughter who lived next door to Hicks wore a Muslim head scarf and told her family a week ago that she had “a hateful neighbor.” “Honest to God, she said, ‘He hates us for what we are and how we look.”

    This is not getting enough coverage, and the news that do report about it is twisting the truth.

    It’s a terrorist act, it’s not acceptable. Boost this

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  9. grimelords:

    grimelords:

    I don’t understand what it means really but I’m very attracted to the idea of buying a trophy from the trophy shop and getting them to engrave my name on it then throwing it as far as I can into a lake. I’ve been thinking about it all day.

    I figured out what this post from two years ago means it’s “I’m depressed”

    (via sashayed)