1. (Source: gtsgrrr, via pinballbreakfast)

     

  2. "People run from rain but
    sit
    in bathtubs full of
    water."
    — 

    Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via coolestpriest)

    (Source: cachaemic, via sexhaver)

     

  3. God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time

    1. god: why are you approaching that cow
    2. god: what are you doing
    3. god: no
    4. god: what
    5. god: are you seriously going to do that
    6. god: oh fuck, he's doing it
    7. god: he's actually doing it
    8. god: this is fucked up
    9. god: I've fucked up
     
  4. mcroosa:

    Mommy teaching baby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

    (Source: catleecious, via blondeking)

     
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  6. fuckyeahanarchopunk:

    The Dead Kennedys-I Like Short Songs

    (via rileykonor)

     
     
  7. (Source: form1a, via klappersacks)

     

  8. snorlaxatives:

    THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS WHEN DOGS DO THAT REALLY CUTE CONFUSED HEAD TILT 

    (via radical-contingency)

     
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  10. swag-master-2000:

    when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

    (Source: swag-master-2000, via kinglers)